FACEBOOK INVITE R.S.V.P SUBTEXT
YES - “I want to be there… Firm maybe, but most likely not.”
MAYBE - “I want to say ‘no,’ but I don’t want you to hate me.”
NO - “I hate you.”
AWAITING REPLY - “I don’t even know who you are. I would un-friend you if I didn’t place so much value on having a large number of Facebook friends.”
