February 2012
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FACEBOOK INVITE R.S.V.P SUBTEXT
YES - “I want to be there… Firm maybe, but most likely not.” MAYBE - “I want to say ‘no,’ but I don’t want you to hate me.” NO - “I hate you.” AWAITING REPLY - “I don’t even know who you are. I would un-friend you if I didn’t place so much value on having a large number of Facebook friends.”
Feb 2nd
June 2011
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Sorry Dad Aaron Glaser says sorry to his dad for being a bad son Shot by David Sidorov & Rob Tanchum Edited by Aaron Perlman-Price
Jun 17th
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Jun 15th
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April 2011
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Apr 26th
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Help "The Ex" win the Atom Tourney →
“Don’t you hate running into your Ex?”
Apr 14th
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“The Ex” “Don’t you hate running into your ex?” Starring: Sue Galloway & Aaron Glaser Shot & Edited by: Ryan Spears
Apr 14th
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March 2011
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HELP US WITH THE ATOM TOURNEY →
Mar 2nd
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“The Wrong Man” DIRECTED BYDavid Sidorov STARRINGAaron GlaserMike Still WRITTEN/PRODUCED BYAaron Glaser DPRyan Spears MUSIC/SOUNDDevin Delaney & Kate Steinberg of NoiseFloorLTD (www.noise-floor.com)
Mar 2nd
December 2010
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LITTLE TRON GIRL This 5-year old girl loves “Tron” DIRECTED/WRITTEN BY Aaron Glaser SHOT/EDITED BY Zach Goldstein MUSIC BY Devin Delaney and Kate Steinberg of NoiseFloor LTD (www.noise-floor.com) STARRING A Child
Dec 14th
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“Sarah Jessica Parkour” is currently #2 in the Atom tourny. Help make it #1
Dec 4th
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Help "Sarah Jessica Parkour" win the atom... →
Dec 4th
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SARAH JESSICA PARKOUR “Sex and the city…and parkour” STARRING Sue Galloway DIRECTED/PRODUCED BY Aaron Glaser SHOT BY Gregory Stefano EDITED BY Aaron Perlman-Price MUSIC BY Devin Delaney and Kate Steinberg of NoiseFloor LTD (www.noise-floor.com)
Dec 1st
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November 2010
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Splitsider likes "The Drugged-Out Cook" →
Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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The Huffington Post named "Anarchist For Mayor"... →
Nov 5th
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October 2010
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Oct 27th
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The Huffington Post Likes my video! →
Oct 21st
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June 2010
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Jun 1st
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April 2010
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I’m attempting to get drafted into the NFL. Shot and Chopped by Matt Cady Featuring David Goldman
Apr 22nd
March 2010
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Episode 2 of “LATE” from “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon” Now with even more Jew!
Mar 6th
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Written by and starring me Shot by Matt Cady Chopped by Aaron Perlman-Price
Mar 6th
Eddie From "Frasier" Has Died
Enzo, beloved canine actor best known for playing Eddie Craine on the hit sitcom “Frasier” has taken his own life. He was 15 years old (78 in dog years). Enzo took over the role of Eddie in 2000 from his father Moose, who left the show in order to pursue a career in feature films.  Enzo garnered much praise for his portrayal of Eddie. “Moose created the role, but Enzo took it...
Mar 6th
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Cannibal's Chili Recipe
If you are making chili for a large crowd, this chili recipe serves 16 guests.  You may use different kinds of meat for variation, but I strongly suggest you stick to human. Cannibal’s Chili Recipe Ingredients • Olive oil • 4 medium onions, chopped • 2 medium green peppers, chopped • 1 hatch chili pepper (gutted, de-veined and chopped) • 8 pounds of human (gutted, de-veined and chopped) •...
Mar 2nd
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Mar 1st
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February 2010
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“LATE” from “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon” Try to find the Jew!
Feb 23rd
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Feb 19th
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Feb 14th
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A new video from the good people at College Humor “The Large Hadron Collider’s Secret” I’m the reporter at the end
Feb 2nd
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January 2010
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The All-Time Greatest Yankee Moustaches
Position- Player (moustache style) C- Thurman Munson (Handlebar) 1B- Don Mattingly (The Captain) 2B- Willie Randolph (The Little Richard) 3B- Wade Boggs (The Lil’ Brimley) SS- Dale Berra (The Pizzaman) LF- Dave Winfield (The Little Richard) CF- Evil Joe DiMaggio (The Hitler) RF- Reggie Jackson (The Bad Mother-WATCH YOUR MOUTH!) P -  Catfish Hunter/ Ron Guidry (The Southerner) DH-...
Jan 23rd
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Jan 20th
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My 2 seconds of fame. I moved a ping pong table on “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon”
Jan 19th
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A Solution For NBC's Programing Problems...
Law and Order: Jay Leno Unit You get your one-hour drama and you get your Jay Leno fix all in one cozy 10 PM timeslot. I just saved your network!
Jan 9th
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urlesque likes my video →
Jan 7th
College Humor thinks "Sneeze-Fart" is funny! →
Jan 5th
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From The Archives...
My friend Danny used to have a radio show when he went to St. John’s University. He was going to this bit where he debated with his co-host about whether or not people should donate toys to terminally ill children during the holidays. Danny was going to take the “you should not “side. He asked me to help out with the bit and write a few reasons why not to help sick kids. Most of...
Jan 2nd
Jan 1st
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December 2009
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My video's on the front page of ucbcomedy.com! →
“Rejected Celebrity Santa Auditions”
Dec 24th
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The Comic's Comic likes my video! →
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Catch "THE WAVE" Tomorrow...
THE WAVE @ Union Pool* 484 Union Ave, BK L/G To Lorimer/Metropolitan “A FREE comedy show guaranteed to delight.” Live performances by…. Tom Shillue (Comedy Central Presents, The Daily Show) Joe Wengert (UCB-LA) Michelle Markowitz (The Moth) Frank Hejl (UCB) Myq Kaplan (Comedy Central Presents, The Tonight Show) with music by Jay Goodman Hosted by Aaron Glaser *Union Pool...
Dec 21st
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“End of The World Parody” A College Humor Original. Finally, your love of REM and Sci-Fi have been combined. I’m the scientist.
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 4th
Sports Jokes...
Here are some monologue jokes I wrote for the November edition of “12 Angry Mascots.” Some of them got used, some of them didn’t. You get to see them all… 1) The Yankees won their 27th World Series. Three more and they get a Free Sub. 2) Bill Walton has retired from broadcasting. He said, “it is time to dedicate the rest of my life to service.” Adding, ...
Dec 3rd
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September 2009
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Sep 27th
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A brief Conversation About Pizza
Daniel: I wanted some pizza but have no cash so I had to hit the credit card min. sooo...
me: you bought a pie?
Daniel: I ordered two sicillian slices with peperoni and a peperoni roll... and ate it all...nah, pie was too conventional
me: Way to think outside the pizza box
Sep 23rd
Sep 8th
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A Cover Letter Written By Tarzan
To Whom it May Concern, Me Tarzan. Me read in trade magazine that you looking for administrative assistant. Me want you to consider me for position of administrative assistant. Tarzan recently graduate suma cum laude form NYU with BA in journalism. When Tarzan at NYU he editor of school paper for last year of school and year before last year of school.  Tarzan work at internship at CNN During...
Sep 7th
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