Glaservision

Aaron Glaser is a comedian. Word.

FACEBOOK INVITE R.S.V.P SUBTEXT

YES - “I want to be there… Firm maybe, but most likely not.”

MAYBE - “I want to say ‘no,’ but I don’t want you to hate me.”

NO - “I hate you.”

AWAITING REPLY - “I don’t even know who you are. I would un-friend you if I didn’t place so much value on having a large number of Facebook friends.”